Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAINAll you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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