In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAINAll you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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