If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
MARK TWAINNever put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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