She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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