Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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