There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
ROBIN WILLIAMSIf it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
More Robin Williams Quotes
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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