The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
ROBIN WILLIAMSGentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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