I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
ROBIN WILLIAMSDon’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
More Robin Williams Quotes
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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