If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou have to break in half to love somebody.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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Reality: What a concept!
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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