“You have to break in half to love somebody.”

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.

Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.

I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.

What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.

The things we fear the most have already happened to us.

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

If you don’t break your ego, life will break it for you.

I love hard and I break just as hard as I love.

It breaks my heart to know so many children in our country do not have access to education.

I am not a home breaker and I can never be. I haven’t been brought up to create havoc in other people’s homes.

If I had known our last kiss was to be our last kiss, I would have kissed you as if it was our first.

It’s the willingness to break open, to let go of all you have learned to hold that keeps you whole.

Every Indian outbreak that I have ever known has resulted from broken promises and broken treaties by the government.

For whatever we lose (like a you or a me), It’s always our self we find in the sea.