“Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.”

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.

I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

For a while you get mad, then you get over it.

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.

Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.

I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Let me win? That doesn’t exist in my house. No one lets anyone win. Fight to the death.

I sometimes just don’t like to see the Ultimate Fighting. I just find it, as a martial artist, I just find it too violent.

I will fight for oil, coal and natural gas.

I want to be blunt: We should not be fighting about equal pay for equal work, and access to birth control, in 2012. These issues were resolved years ago – until the Republicans brought them back.

Any society begins by realizing that together, by helping each other, you can survive better than if you fight each other and compete with each other.

I’m tired of fighting. I’ve always known that I can’t be an action star all my life.

Take time to learn about the lives of women around the world-and try to play a small part in their fight to create the future they deserve.

People want to be part of something larger than themselves. They want to be part of something they’re really proud of, that they’ll fight for, sacrifice for, that they trust.