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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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