“Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.”

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.

When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.

My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.

To live would be an awfully big adventure.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.

There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.

Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.

Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

You have to break in half to love somebody.

Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.

While they were saying it couldn’t be done, it was done.

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

Gemini Man has me thinking about a quote a wise man once said: “Who are you? I am you. I am me. No sir, you are you.

I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.