Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWA pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.
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There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart’s desire. The other is to gain it.
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Whisky is liquid sunshine.
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Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
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Youth is wasted on the young.
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The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
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The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.
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The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she’s treated.
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Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
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