“In heaven an angel is no one in particular.”

No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means

Progress is impossible without change; and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative evolution.

A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.

A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.

I do not know what I think until I write it.

Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling.

Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

We need to be angels for each other, to give each other strength and consolation. Because only when we fully realize that the cup of life is not only a cup of sorrow but also a cup of joy will we be able to drink it.

There are angels near you to guide you and protect you, if you would but invoke them. It is not later than we think, it is a bigger world than we think.

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. Never forget that the devil fell by force of gravity. He who has the faith has the fun.

There ain’t been no angels in heaven around since God invented girls.

Be careful with words, they’re dangerous. Be wary of them. They begat either demons or angels. It’s up to you to give life to one or the other. Be careful, I tell you, nothing is as dangerous as giving free rein to words

Make yourself familiar with the angels and behold them frequently in spirit; for without being seen, they are present with you.

I look at you and see your angel eyes, just like the devil electrifying me.

To want to become angels while we are still on earth is ridiculous.