He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhen a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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A drunken man is happier than a sober one.
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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you’ll find you’ve done it.
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There is always danger for those who are afraid.
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Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means
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When you loved me I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with.
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You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
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Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
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If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.
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The liar’s punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
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You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
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Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men’s imperfections, and conceal your own.
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
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A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
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Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it.
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Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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You see things; you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say ‘Why not?
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Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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