I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhen you loved me I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
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Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
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Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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There are those that look at things the way they are, and ask why? I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you have lost something.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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A drunken man is happier than a sober one.
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Whisky is liquid sunshine.
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A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
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I do not know what I think until I write it.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
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When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.
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Imagination is the beginning of creation.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
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The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
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