Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWYou don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
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I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.
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I have my own soul. My own spark of divine fire.
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There is always danger for those who are afraid.
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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
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It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling.
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Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Doing what needs to be done may not make you happy, but it will make you great.
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A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.
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Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
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Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she’s treated.
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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.
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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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Imagination is the beginning of creation.
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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Hell is full of musical amateurs.
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People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are.
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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
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Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.
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To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
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