My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWYou don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men’s imperfections, and conceal your own.
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
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Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
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Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
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Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
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As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
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If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.
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You see things; you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say ‘Why not?
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In heaven an angel is no one in particular.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.
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Animals are my friends and I don’t eat my friends.
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