The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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More Robin Williams Quotes
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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I love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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