Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe idea of having a steady job is appealing.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Reality: What a concept!
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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