Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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