Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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