Reality: What a concept!
ROBIN WILLIAMSI like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
ROBIN WILLIAMS