Even mistakes can be wonderful.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhy do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
More Robin Williams Quotes
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Reality: What a concept!
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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