When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhy do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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