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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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