Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Reality: What a concept!
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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