Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
ROBIN WILLIAMSCompassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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