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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

Robin Williams

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Earth Ending Inspirational Life Philosophy Worry
Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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Ending Forgiveness Goodness Hell People
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Body Design Human Science Toxic Waste
Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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Business Inspirational Mistake One Liner Wonderful
What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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Inspirational Right Wrong
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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Education Ideas Knowledge Learning Thinking Yourself
After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Alcohol Asshole Car Quit Realize
You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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Disease Guarrantee Outcome Person Philosophy Treatment Win
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Apartment Country Party
Reality: What a concept!
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Concept Life One Liner Reality
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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Alone Broken Heart Ending Feeling Life People Used Worst
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Fight Funny Lose Person Ugly
You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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Attention Business Hard Time Inspirational Pay Stuff Wake Up
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Certain Comedy Funny
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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Drug Family Friendship Human Need Nourish Play Powerful Spirit
Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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Finding Key Life Man Self Reliance Vigour
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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Heartbeat Heaven Human Life Positive
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Agree Positive Sorry
I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Be Yourself Believe Destiny Reason Sense Try
Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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Blink Death Exception Time
I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Asshole Chair Funny Thinking
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Dress Game Golf Men Sports
If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Covid-19 Difference Disease Fight Terrible
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Death Delay Improvement Job Life Quality
Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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Nature Party Spring
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Battle Fight Kindness Life Meet Relationship