All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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