“But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.”

Reality: What a concept!

The idea of having a steady job is appealing.

You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.

If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.

I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

A kiss in a dream, so vivid, it is mistaken for a memory.

Even in the midst of chaos, there’s still hope that guiding you to achieve your dreams.

To young girls and women everywhere: dream with ambition and know that there are no limits to what you can be.

My parents were born half a world apart from each other: my mother in India and my dad in Jamaica. But like so many others, they came to America in pursuit of a dream. And that dream was a dream for themselves, for me, and for my sister Maya.

I have touched you in dreams, wishing to kiss you on the other side of it.

A dream without a goal, and without action, has no opportunity to come true.

I hope my story inspires everyone out there to keep hustling and chasing their dreams.

You float underneath my eyelids – a dream I never seem to get enough of.