Reality: What a concept!
ROBIN WILLIAMSIf women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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