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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.

Robin Williams

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Funny Intense Negotiate War Women
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Difference Divorce Funny Trailor
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Human Member Poetry Race Reading Writing
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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Alone Broken Heart Ending Feeling Life People Used Worst
Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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Finding Key Life Man Self Reliance Vigour
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Change Entrepreneur Ideas Inspirational People World
Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Fun Life Specific Trouble
Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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Believe Entrepreneur Inspirational Life Spectacular
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Fight Funny Lose Person Ugly
She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Blind Family Forever Heart Love
I love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.
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Action Animation Especially Job Love Music
Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Acting Comedy One Liner Optimism
There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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Healing Inspirational Window
I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Asshole Chair Funny Thinking
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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Heartbeat Heaven Human Life Positive
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Funny Prostitute Refund Sex
Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Gentlemen Learning Love Music
Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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Bone Life Suck
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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Drug Family Friendship Human Need Nourish Play Powerful Spirit
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Cope Drug People Reality
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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Achievement Born Gift. Gradutation Greatness Inspirational
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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Education Ideas Knowledge Learning Thinking Yourself
People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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