Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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