Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
ROBIN WILLIAMS
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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