Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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Reality: What a concept!
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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