“I am the Doctor of Democracy.”

My objective is to satisfy [my] audience so they come back the next day.

The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary.

In the old days, the media is who held people accountable when they lied in politics. That isn’t happening anymore.

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

I sometimes wish I weren’t as logical as I am and I wish I weren’t as smart as I am, because I’d be happy.

Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.

There’s nobody who cares more about you than you, and there’s nobody better equipped to take care of you than you.

I’m pro-choice. But I hope that choice will be life.

Character matters; leadership descends from character.

An immigration agent chased him for the last 10 miles.

I’ve given up on being accurately portrayed in the media.

Basic Economics 101. It’s the most complicated simple subject there is.

The more dependent you are, the more ignorant you must be, and that’s how they want you.

The truth of anything doesn’t matter anymore. What’s right doesn’t matter. What makes economic common sense doesn’t matter. I’m blue in the face over it.

The Democrats can engage in the most reprehensible, mean-spirited, vile, vicious verbal attacks known in politics, and they get praised for it.

If you commit a crime, you’re guilty.

I’m not sure we will have every single Democrat, but we want a large number of Republicans to be able to vote for this bill because we think that will encourage the House not only to move forward but to pass a bill.

It is one of the characteristics of a free and democratic nation that it have free and independent labor unions.

Republicans always try to paint Democrats as weak on defense. This time, they can’t. After all, Mitt Romney’s idea of an overseas accomplishment is sending U.S. jobs there.

What we are going to do as Democrats is put together a really strong platform that focuses on jobs and economic issues.

Trust is very much a part of our democracy.

America has no functioning democracy at this moment.

In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock!

In our democracy officers of the government are the servants, and never the masters of the people.