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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.

Robin Williams

Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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Deep Hide Mask Smile Wear
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Fly Happiness Positive Thinking
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Change Entrepreneur Ideas Inspirational People World
If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Funny Network Number Phone Psychics
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Funny Prostitute Refund Sex
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Body Design Human Science Toxic Waste
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Actor Father Man Professional Thankful Want
My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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Cycle Favourite Meditation Ride
Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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Nature Party Spring
You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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Enough Madness Stupid Touch
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Drug God Humour Money
For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Madness Philosophy
When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Care Charm Connection Funny Learning Mother
Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Compassion Conservation Gun Sound
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance

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