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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.

Robin Williams

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Death Delay Improvement Job Life Quality
You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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Enough Madness Stupid Touch
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Fight Funny Lose Person Ugly
Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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Alone Associate Hate People Self Love Surround Toxic Yourself
The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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Addiction Laughter Probable Truth
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Absolute Deep Happiness People Sad Try Want Worth
Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Change Creature Habit Human Popular Want
When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Care Charm Connection Funny Learning Mother
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Cope Drug People Reality
Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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Business Inspirational Mistake One Liner Wonderful
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Divorce Humour Man Wallet
What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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Folk Impossible Inspirational Stuff
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Human Member Poetry Race Reading Writing
Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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Finding Key Life Man Self Reliance Vigour
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Audience Kids Love Tough

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