Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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