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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.

Robin Williams

The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Fight Funny Lose Person Ugly
For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Madness Philosophy
If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Funny Intense Negotiate War Women
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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Deep Done Fear Happen Healing Inspirational Let Go
People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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Alone Broken Heart Ending Feeling Life People Used Worst
I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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Earth Ending Inspirational Life Philosophy Worry
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
You have to break in half to love somebody.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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