“There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.”

You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.

If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.

I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

For a while you get mad, then you get over it.

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.

Much of your pain is self-chosen.

Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.

There is no time for despair, no place for self-pity, no need for silence, no room for fear. We speak, we write, we do language. That is how civilizations heal.

Happiness depends upon ourselves.

Strength isn’t always shown in what you can hold on to, sometimes it’s shown in what you can let go of.

Surely again, to heal men’s wounds by music’s spell.

You just have to make a choice to just refuse to be involved with things that could get you in trouble.

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.