People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
ROBIN WILLIAMSIf we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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