Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
ROBIN WILLIAMSEven mistakes can be wonderful.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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