I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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More Robin Williams Quotes
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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