There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
ROBIN WILLIAMSPlease, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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