You have to break in half to love somebody.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSpring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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