When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
ROBIN WILLIAMSActing is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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