“The ceiling fan in my room is so strong it’s making my hair look windswept.”

All I did was try my best.

I want it to be, like, messy.

I’m so insecure, I think, that I’ll die before I drink.

Staring off into the sunset isn’t cliche at all.

Tea is a liquid gold.

Love is everywhere.

We all need somebody to lean on.

It’s so uplifting to see people working together to spread love and acceptance.

California’s beaches are actually super cold don’t be deceived.

One girl’s trash is another girl’s vintage red carpet dress.

So many walls not enough time.

Small acts of kindness have such a big impact!

It’s so empowering to see so many people uniting over love and art.

I definitely walked into more than one mirror.

EXTRA is how I describe everything.

I’m going to be an awful driver.

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

I have definitely had guys walk up to me, put their arm around me, and when they walk away, my shoulder smells like taco meat.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?

All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.

We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.