As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
DICK CAVETTLawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Why anyone, by dying, should thereby be declared beyond criticism, innocent of wrongdoing, suddenly filled with virtue and above reproach escapes me.
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The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
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It’s no fun being a specimen.
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The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
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Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
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I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC. I thought you were supposed to read the guests’ books.
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I hate Danny Kaye movies.
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I don’t see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty – and evaporating quickly.
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Every so often, there is an article saying the old kind of talk show isn’t possible now. In the oldest kind of talk show, you only had the choice of that or two other channels!
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I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing – nothing at all or in any way – be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.
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My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
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Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.
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It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer’s life that I met him, and a sort of water-treading time in mine. He had stabbed his wife, and I was a copy boy at Time magazine.
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I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you’re hungry for power.
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I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars – and, of course, the planets.
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I’m not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy.
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In relative youth, we assume we’ll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.
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Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it’s hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are.
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If I were running a campaign, I’d urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely – on a talented young comedy writer.
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Every time someone says, ‘You know, we really ought to get together,’ if I were really honest, I would ask ‘Why?’
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Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don’t happen.
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The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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I am always shocked that there are still a handful of defenders of the dubious practice of abstinence, surely the worst idea since chocolate-covered ants.
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The sudden death at 51 of James Gandolfini is intolerable.
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