“Don’t be something you’re not. Unless you can be a fabulous unicorn. Always be a fabulous unicorn.”

I’m not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did.

It’s not called being gay, it’s called being fabulous!

Do you ever just add things you’ve already done to your to-do list, then cross them over right away to feel more productive? Me neither.

Dropping the news to my parents that I was skipping my ‘dream education’ at Chalmers to sit at home recording videos while playing video games was not easy.

The fact that Disney bought Maker Studios doesn’t really change anything for me.

I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.

Random acts of kindness is the worst thing like f**k off honestly.

If someone hates your guts, feed it to them if someone loves your guts, they’re probably a zombie.

Everyday is a new fresh start. To go straight back to bed.

Don’t be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be.

Don’t be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza.

Unless you stop trying, how can you not fail anymore.

In the very few interviews I’ve made, it doesn’t matter how long we’ve talked to each other, the headline is still just about my paycheck.

Don’t you dare die on me, Bob! I’ll freakin’ kill you if you die!

What I and other YouTubers do is a very different thing; it’s almost like hanging around and watching your pal play games.

Yellow is evil, so don’t drink your piss.

Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think.

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence that could support this.

Men are the devils of the earth, and the animals are the tormented souls.

If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.

Animals hear about death for the first time when they die.

Those little paws gifted me the galaxy of a sweet home.

Don’t let anyone tame the wild horses that stampede inside your heart.

But the life of a man is of no greater importance to the universe than that of an oyster.