“Don’t be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza.”

Money can’t buy you happiness but it buys you all the things you don’t have, even friends.

I just want to connect with you bros. That’s all I care about, because you bros’ support really means everything to me.

Life is too short to focus on the things you hate, focus on what you love instead.

My parents said that sitting at home playing video games all day won’t bring you anywhere in life.

Comments are my main way to communicate with you bros.

I’m so lucky to be in a position to help people, and that’s appealing to me.

Don’t be something you’re not. Unless you can be a fabulous unicorn. Always be a fabulous unicorn.

Face your problems! Unless your problem is your face.

Everyone has played video games at some point these days, and video games are fun.

This dog. Is possibly the dumbest dog in the world. I’ve had him for 2 years since today He’s been my boo ever since.

It was so much easier to connect with my fans when I was smaller. I could answer every message, and I enjoyed that.

I’m not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did.

It’s not called being gay, it’s called being fabulous!

Do you ever just add things you’ve already done to your to-do list, then cross them over right away to feel more productive? Me neither.

Dropping the news to my parents that I was skipping my ‘dream education’ at Chalmers to sit at home recording videos while playing video games was not easy.

The fact that Disney bought Maker Studios doesn’t really change anything for me.

The story goes that a public sinner was excommunicated and forbidden entry to the church. He took his woes to God. ‘They won’t let me in, Lord, because I am a sinner.’ ‘What are you complaining about?’ said God. ‘They won’t let Me in either.

Nothing earth-shattering has happened in men’s fashion. How much can you do with men’s clothes?

My spirit animal probably like a turtle, because I have no concept of time.

I can ask for cigarettes in every language.

The only thing strong about the French Army is their damn body odor.

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

I would be a giraffe because I just want to experience what a sore throat and being a giraffe feels like. It would be really uncomfortable walking around in the Sahara and being like, ‘I really need, like, 15 lozenges for my giraffe body.’

Very well, I will marry you if you promise not to make me eat eggplant.