“Don’t be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be.”

When there’s just so many games out there to play, Nintendo games just went to the bottom of that list.

Save the Children is an awesome charity that has helped more than 125 million children, providing everything from school books to food to blankets and shelter.

Money can’t buy you happiness but it buys you all the things you don’t have, even friends.

I just want to connect with you bros. That’s all I care about, because you bros’ support really means everything to me.

Life is too short to focus on the things you hate, focus on what you love instead.

My parents said that sitting at home playing video games all day won’t bring you anywhere in life.

Comments are my main way to communicate with you bros.

I’m so lucky to be in a position to help people, and that’s appealing to me.

Don’t be something you’re not. Unless you can be a fabulous unicorn. Always be a fabulous unicorn.

Face your problems! Unless your problem is your face.

Everyone has played video games at some point these days, and video games are fun.

This dog. Is possibly the dumbest dog in the world. I’ve had him for 2 years since today He’s been my boo ever since.

It was so much easier to connect with my fans when I was smaller. I could answer every message, and I enjoyed that.

I’m not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did.

It’s not called being gay, it’s called being fabulous!

Do you ever just add things you’ve already done to your to-do list, then cross them over right away to feel more productive? Me neither.

Sometimes I smile so big, I get scared that my face is gonna explode.

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring. I ought to know.

I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year.

That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me.

If a man owes me money, I never seem to forget. But if I do the owing, I somehow never remember.

With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.

There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.