Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he’s been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
CHARLES BARKLEYPeople always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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When you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
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I’m really disturbed about the gay marriage thing. Because I think gay people should get married, cause it’s their own business. Because as a Black man, I think you’ve got to be against any form of discrimination.
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I don’t think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.
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Kids are great. That’s one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It’s a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
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It’s the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.
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I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.
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If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
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Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.
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I know I’m never as good or bad as one single performance. I’ve never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I’ve always been able to leave the game at the arena.
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I think you have an obligation to be honest.
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But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
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I think it sucks that in our country [the USA] there is such a double standard education-wise. Which part of the city you live in, or something like that, determines if you’ll be successful, and that’s not fair.
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When you read the book you see that these guys aren’t holding any punches. They’re straightforward. They’re honest. They’re giving you their honest opinion.
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
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I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that’s pretty cool.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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I’m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.
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If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don’t, who will? Not other poor people, that’s for sure.
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People say I eat a lot. I really don’t. More or less I just eat all the time.
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He’ll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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